Monday, December 8, 2008

Let the BCS Absurdity Begin!

With the BCS title game only (approximately) 87 days away, David Whitley of the Orlando Sentinel is excited and perfectly lucid!

The early prediction: Florida 107, Oklahoma 94.

[Now's there's a scenario that would get me to actually watch the game.]

These two teams don't like each other.

[Long, bitter rivalry? Hard-fought battles in recent seasons?]

Actually, they hardly know each other. Florida and Oklahoma have never played.

[In a related story, every time that David Whitley bumps into a total stranger on the street, he punches them in the neck.]

So is Oklahoma's offense that good, or are Big 12 defenses that bad? Yes.

[Yes??? What the hell, man? It was an "or" question. And neither of the options on either side of the "or" were "Yes." Solid analysis.]

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