Jon Heyman is apparently not a Clemens fan

Did anyone else read Heyman's most recent take on the Clemens situation? Bizarre, right? It can't just be me, can it? (Sidenote: Why do I continue to read SI.com?)

My favorite part of the Roger Clemens interview on the Mike & Mike in the Morning radio show Tuesday came when he said steroids could be bad for him because of his family history, and then cited his stepfather's heart attack as evidence.

[Actually, I'm with Heyman on this one-- citing a STEPfather to support a "family history" claim = High Comedy.]

Clemens also repeated the claim that McNamee never gave him steroids or HGH, calling the hosts "Greeny" and "Goli" (Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic).

[What nerve, right?! I mean, so informal! As noted by The Guy Who Knows Things in an email to me, "I wonder if when Heyman talks to two people on the phone both named Mike, if he insists on only calling them by their same first name instead of commonly used last names, since Clemens is a jerk for that too."

Exactly. Heyman would never call Mike Greenberg "Greeny." Totally unprofessional.]

It seems he is intent on repeating these claims until no one believes him (even Greeny said he thought Clemens was guilty).

[(heavy sigh)]

I texted McNamee as to whether he'd like to respond to Clemens' latest claims....

[Spoiler alert: Heyman knows McNamee.]

The response from McNamee: "Noooo! Sorry." Which makes sense. It's best to quit while you're ahead. And while we're still in the fifth inning of this drama, it's about 20-zip for McNamee.

[Heyman sent a smiley-face text back to McNamee, for those keeping score at home. Did I mention that they are buddies?]

I will never understand Clemens' "strategy" of denial on 60 Minutes (which I watched with McNamee)....

[Starting to get a little weird.]

While the feds haven't made their move on him yet, I firmly believe -- and many baseball people believe -- he has more chance to wind up in jail than Barry Bonds.

[Heyman knows that Kangaroo Court <> Criminal Justice Department, right?

-- If it pleases the court, I would like to offer Exhibit A into evidence. Let the record show that Exhibit A is a signed statement made by a self-proclaimed "baseball person" that Roger Clemens is more likely to go to prison than Barry Bonds. Also, I would like to offer into evidence Exhibit B- a photograph of me and Brian McNamee riding the Superman Roller coaster at Six Flags. The prosecution rests.]

Taking steroids may be a silly reason to go to jail, but I don't feel sorry for Clemens, whose ego is as big as all of Texas. As hard as it is to fathom, I am starting to feel sorry for Bonds.

[Exactly- Bonds would *never* hang his trainer out to dr-- oh, wait. Nevermind.]