Busy day on The Theorem (now that Nils has emerged from his coma). Let's keep it going with another gem from one of our favorites.
I see Tommy Tuberville as the lone victim in the Gene Chizik-Turner Gill-Charles Barkley controversy surrounding Auburn football.
[I have to agree with Whitlock here. Tuberville had a great tenure at Auburn. The firing seemed pretty reactionary to one sub-par season.]
If his name was Tommy Obama and his father was an irresponsible Kenyan, there would be blood filling the streets of Alabama this week.
[Well, agreeing with Whitlock was fun while it lasted. I have no idea where he's going with this analogy. I'm pretty sure that Obama lost Alabama in resounding fashion. Although, maybe "Tommy" Obama isn't a metaphorical person, but is actually some dude that Whitlock knows, and who happens to be all the rage in Alabama.]
OK, now that I have your attention, buckle up.
[Yes....]
We're going to travel deep into the college football-black coaches maze.
[Deep? I thought there were only like five black coaches? Whatever, I am buckled. Let's do this.]
It's an important topic, an issue that should be addressed with a level of sophistication and honesty that a Hall of Fame basketball player and rabble-rouser can't muster.
[That's right. Sorry, Barkley, but such an important issue can only be sufficiently analyzed by a professional journalist with well thought-out and articulated theories on the subject.]
Turner Gill, the black head football coach at Buffalo, is one of the most promising coaches in the game. He has a chance to be a superstar. Auburn wasn't the right "fit" for Gill.
[Nailed it! Journalism and/or race-relations award, please!]
Unlike pro football, and pro and college basketball, you don't really land college football jobs with your resume.
[For example, did you know that Charlie Weis landed the ND job solely because he and then-AD Kevin White both loved Bon Jovi? Or that Joe Paterno just landed his 3-year extension because he correctly answered the "I'm thinking of a number between one and ten" question?]
Turner Gill is not ready for the BCS. He's had one winning season in three as a head coach. His signature victory — an upset of Ball State in the MAC championship — came on a night when his opponent gave the game away with turnovers.
[Obviously. Because Ball State is AWESOME. They committed those turnovers on purpose. That championship game was beneath them. Pshawww.]
There was no coaching masterpiece. Skin color and a 15-22 record don't qualify you to coach in the SEC.
[Seemed to do the trick for Gene Chizik, no?]
Let me repeat: Turner Gill has all the necessary ingredients to be a coaching star. He could be the black Urban Meyer if we allow Gill to develop.
[Huh?]
Urban Meyer introduced an offensive system (the spread), molded two mid-major programs (Bowling Green and Utah) into squads that routinely whipped BCS schools and then jumped to Florida and the SEC.
[That last sentence can be described as "highly exaggerated" if we are willing to be generous. Meyer introduced the spread? To whom?]
Whitlock spends the rest of the article slinging arrows at the Ball State administration. Non sequiturs. Professional journalism.
Monday, December 22, 2008
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Skin color. Bad record. Could be a good coach. Has nothing to do with skin color. I like ice cream. Blaxploitation. Another column by Jason Whitlock.
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