Thursday, October 30, 2008

Are You Ready for Some Last-Minute Pandering!?

On the eve of the presidential election, with "Monday Night Football" from Washington as the backdrop, candidates Barack Obama and John McCain are planning to participate in one-on-one interviews on ESPN via satellite.

[Cool. I wonder who is going to do the interviews. Please don't say Chris Berman. Please don't say Chris Berman. Please don't say Chris Berman....]

ESPN's Chris Berman will do the segments earlier Monday, pending last-minute schedule changes by the candidates, and they'll air at halftime of the Redskins-Pittsburgh Steelers broadcast from D.C., the network announced.

[NOOOO! OK. New voting policy for us here at The Theorem. We will officially endorse whichever candidate orders ESPN to make Emmitt Smith conduct the interviews.]

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